- mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
- me: i am juliet
- me: and he is my romeo
- mom:
- me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
- story of my life: i don't know what to wear because i look ugly in everything
- artists: I got bored, so I drew this amazing picture.
- musicans: I got bored, so I wrote a new hit song.
- gif-people: I got bored, so I put up this gif-set that really shows their feelings.
- photoshopers: I got bored, so I edited this picture and made it even more awesome than it was at first.
- writers: I got bored, so I wrote this incredibe fanfiction.
- me: I got bored, so I refreshed my dashboard.
Wednesday May 5 @ 04:51pmask your doctor about following my blog
- waiter: sorry we don't have pepsi, only coke
- taylor swift: *writes an album*
Wednesday May 5 @ 04:50pmI just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
- me: haha ok
- autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
Wednesday May 5 @ 04:49pmwhat if for April Fools’ Day
tumblr goes down
just stays down all day
and every time you refresh it’s just Karp’s face like
Wednesday May 5 @ 04:48pmstop liking my posts and start liking me
Wednesday May 5 @ 04:47pmthis is my blogging face
Wednesday May 5 @ 04:46pmMy little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
PLUTO ;Q;
Oh Pluto! :’(
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